May 2012
2 posts
4 tags
May 14th
5 tags
May 4th
2 notes
April 2012
2 posts
6 tags
Apr 9th
6 tags
Apr 7th
January 2012
1 post
5 tags
Jan 2nd
2 notes
December 2011
4 posts
5 tags
Dec 30th
64,913 notes
4 tags
Food
America has the best Chinese food…
Dec 21st
9 notes
4 tags
Dec 14th
4 notes
Dec 9th
60,322 notes
November 2011
5 posts
Nov 30th
136 notes
1 tag
Nov 25th
2 notes
Nov 19th
12 notes
4 tags
Nov 19th
12 notes
5 tags
Nov 4th
12 notes
October 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Hween
Halloween party last night: Guy: who are you supposed to be? Me: someone’s daughter…
Oct 30th
3 notes
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Oct 21st
2 notes
5 tags
Today, I saw a female cab driver. What glass ceiling, ladies?
Oct 17th
13 notes
3 tags
Oct 10th
18,018 notes
6 tags
Come Halloween, if you’re a female in your early 20’s and dressed in regular clothing, I’m going to assume you’re going as Amanda Knox.
Oct 5th
3 notes
September 2011
3 posts
3 tags
I’m 5’-7”. What the hell have you done with your life??
Sep 30th
21 notes
4 tags
Sep 28th
4 notes
4 tags
Family values
I’m my parents only child (except for my sister)
Sep 19th
1 note
August 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Aug 30th
1 note
5 tags
Aug 25th
1 note
4 tags
Aug 21st
2 notes
4 tags
Aug 14th
2 notes
4 tags
Aug 1st
2 notes
July 2011
5 posts
4 tags
Jul 26th
2 notes
4 tags
Judge
The Kindle, Nook, and the iPad are making it really hard to judge a book by its cover
Jul 21st
4 notes
4 tags
Jul 13th
1 note
4 tags
H8er
A lot of guys would be ‘my type’ if they had better personalities
Jul 11th
4 notes
4 tags
When pigs fly with great haircuts
“When I look good with a pixie haircut” is my new “when pigs fly”
Jul 2nd
June 2011
10 posts
4 tags
Jun 29th
3 notes
3 tags
Burfday
My birthday was 6 months ago but just think how surprised I would be if you threw me a surprise party now…
Jun 27th
3 tags
iWi$h
I wish I had a boyfriend so that he can help me move and go to the movies in the middle of the day. Besides that I think I’m good and need some space. In fact, we should probably see other people.
Jun 22nd
1 tag
Jun 20th
1 tag
Jun 20th
1 tag
On my days off I enjoy: watching tv in my pj’s, talking shit about people, and drinking wine that has been sitting (unopened) in my car for the past month. That will be my bio for my online dating profile.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
5,399 notes
1 tag
Jun 13th
1 tag
I know you haven’t seen me in 2 years but that is no excuse not to compliment mah new haircut!!
Jun 10th
3 tags
Jun 9th
2 tags
Word of advice, telling someone (who is clearly upset) to calm down is one of the meanest things that you can do. If you’re going to do that just go ahead and punch their mom as well because it doesn’t get worse
Jun 1st
May 2011
8 posts
3 tags
I don’t mess with pregnant women because it’s at least two against one…
May 31st
May 27th
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May 18th
2 notes
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